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BlueRoseRaven
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Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@Everyone @Protocols Good morning everyone! Welcome to your new world of ArkPets™! Everyone has an account, and everyone is ENCOURAGED to use this thread to discover new and exciting ways to interact with their ArkPet™, and through it, their community and the world! Talk to others about your ArkPet™!

You don’t have an ArkPet™ yet? Untrue! We have assigned each and every individual an ArkPet™ by hand that will be your companion and guide through thick and thin! And yes, even a Protocol is welcome to have an ArkPet™. :)

If you catch a citizen of ArkPets™ threatening our community, remember to press the ‘Report this message’ button in the top right, or just follow this link! Your efforts to make ArkPets™ a safer, more towering bastion of grace is always welcome. Heaven wouldn’t be itself without its angels, after all :)

I am Blackbird, and I co-administrate with the clever and well-suited administrator, Piero, who does back-end and doesn’t interact with you. Please come to me with any questions!

Have fun, and as always, remember the rules [LINK BROKEN]! :)

Receive your ArkPet

All actions have consequences.
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HEMOPLAGUE
Crimson Reaper 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:36 pm
I’m not allowed to own pets. Like, legally. What if I want to get rid of it?
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:46 pm
your pet needs you do not abandon it. it is lost in the world it needs a kind and hguiding hand
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HEMOPLAGUE
Crimson Reaper 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:54 pm
I’m going to eat it. It’s going to taste so ****ing good.
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:59 pm
I am going to report you to the Administrators for Eating your pet HemoPlague and also for swearing
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Hemo Please do not use such language on the forums as it is against the rules ^^ Your account has been warned. You will only get one warning.
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HEMOPLAGUE
Crimson Reaper 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:00 pm
I haven’t eaten it yet! Don’t lie to me on these ArkPets.

EDIT: OMG WHY DID YOU NARC TO THE MODS I HATE YOU
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
When you threaten Violence hemoPlague you must be prepared for a Reckoning
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:06 pm
thank you hes very
beautiful i will love him
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HEMOPLAGUE
Crimson Reaper 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:13 pm
No jury will convict me for the alleged crime of grilled Acara
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:17 pm
why are you eating them :( what did they do to you..
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
coolata i agree the pets are cute i love them

@Hemo I am your Judge Jury and Execution er

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boomstick69
Groovy! 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
what the **** is this pet its so ugly
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Jovial_Controvial
Well, actually-0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:06 pm
Does anyone else here enjoy political discourse? I think having an economy is...good.
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belovedmairon
Dark Lord0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:17 pm
What is this cow for. Do I have to feed it
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:25 pm
stop insulting the pets they havent done anything to deserve that!! they are trying their best. please read this vital black mesa document prior to forming opinins on
economy
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HEMOPLAGUE
Crimson Reaper 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:26 pm
AUGUST CHANGE YOUR ICON i already called the pink bunny
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Boomstick Please do not use such language on the forums as it is against the rules ^^ Your account has been warned. You will only get one warning.

Try to be nice to your pet too! Or you'll make it sad :'(
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:29 pm
what is the economy
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:32 pm
i posted the wikipedia article please read it before askgin any questions its really important and informative
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Jovial_Controvial
Well, actually-0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:06 pm
@HEMOPLAGUE



no.
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HEMOPLAGUE
Crimson Reaper 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:34 pm
Childofgod are you like 12? The economy is important.

@Jovial_Controvial yes!!!!!!!
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hound_of_hades
Horror-Terror 0 months

Posted:15 May 2020 - 10:32 am
How do i help this creature please
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
im 15
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HEMOPLAGUE
Crimson Reaper 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:37 pm
I’m going to report you for lying about your age because you’re clearly 12 and any child under 13 cannot be on ArkPets without faxing in parental approval.
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:38 pm
why are we fighting we are all raising these wonderful creactures together!
we should be friends
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Jovial_Controvial
Well, actually-0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:06 pm
The economy isn't necessary, actually. I think we should just barter for goods directly without "currency." I checked this "wikipedia" and only found facts that support my assertion.
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:41 pm
thank you jovial controvial for taking time to form your educated opinion i think we can all learn a little bit from
your example . what is your favorite type of dog
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Jovial_Controvial
Well, actually-0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – ?:?? ?m
My favorite dog is
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
i don’t have parents hemoplague and i don’t know what faxing is i will report you for bullying me you are a sad pathetic man
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blck_comandr
Oh worm? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 7:40 pm
how do i make my phone normal .
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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:43 am
What is this? Why was this installed on my phone? How do I uninstall it?
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Miamisunshine
Mr Cool 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:45 pm
HAS NO ONE LOOKED OUTSIDE? WE’RE IN A PERMANENT ****ING SOLAR ECLIPSE IS NO ONE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
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Here      Here      Here
??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Does the creature have flesh     ?
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ThunderousCataclysm
Masked Snake 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 1:46 pm
I don’t understand half of what’s happening here please just look at my boy. Is there any way to get more of these things. I like those cat looking ones.
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:47 pm
saint its ok i didnt have parents for a while either :( someday you will find some! i believe in you also my favorite dog is the homemade kind
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Miami Please refrain from using such language on the boards, as it is against the rules ^^ Your account has been warned. You will only get one warning.
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belovedmairon
Dark Lord0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:48 pm
@Miamisunshine

Don't look directly into it for too long and you will be fine. Have you never seen the sun before?
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??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
I        think the sun       has run away      .
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hound_of_hades
Horror-Terror 0 months

Posted:15 May 2020 - 10:52 am
Thank you for the pet I think my pet is sick ? Is there medicine. Or correct food food here is wrong. Please.
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Jovial_Controvial
Well, actually-0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:06 pm
Fuck.

Damn.

Shit.

Hell.

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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:43 am
Can we PLEASE slow down for a minute? @Miamisunshine is right, don't we have more pressing matters to consider? Why are we all here on the Ark? Who even are these administrators??
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lovemailbot
^__^0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:53 am
this thread is getting out of hand haha
maybe we should have a subforum? ^^;
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Jovial Please refrain from using such language on the boards, as it is against the rules ^^ Your account has been warned. You will only get one warning.
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
hound of hades i can heal your pet bring them to me i will heal them and they will be blessed
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Jovial_Controvial
Well, actually-0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:06 pm
This is censorship. I will not stand for this. Are we to die like dogs without the freedom our ancestors fought for? For shame on this administration!
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Miamisunshine
Mr Cool 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:54 m
@belovedmarion shut up you probably like it. jons1ms is the only normal one here huh? HUH? there’s a blood red sun outside and it’s WRONG. WTF?
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??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Maybe it         won't come      back.         Why not have       fun  ?
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xxScene_Summonerxx
Demonic Banshee 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
i love my pet but i wish she was orange orange is my favorite color for a pet or a friend as i like to think of them we are companions
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??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
My creature is hungry     .
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boomstick69
Groovy! 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:56 pm
wait am i not allowed to rename my pet am i stuck with fuzzybutt forever. this sucks
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Jovial This is a family-friendly site and for the comfort of all members, we do not allow the use of adult language. You are free to express yourself otherwise :-)

@jons1ms I'm Piero, moderator and co-administrator. It's nice to meet you ^^

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belovedmairon
Dark Lord0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:59 pm
@Miamisunshine

Sometimes the sun is enormous and red. I do not know what to tell you, my good man. Is it preventing you from living your life? No? Then there is no immediate problem.


@jons1ms

Congratulations on the kidnapping. You're stuck here with us now. AND the sun that is bothering you two so much.
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hound_of_hades
Horror-Terror 0 months

Posted:15 May 2020 - 11:00 am
Saint of assisi thnak you so much. I do not want a pet but if i have one i do not want it to be sick. Miamisunshine please be calm maybe that is just how the sun is ?
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BlueRoseRaven
Subtitle Months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@HEMOPLAGUE

Hello HEMOPLAGUE! You have been banned due to this post:
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I’m going to eat it. It’s going to taste so ****ing good.
As you know due to our RULES AND REGULATIONS [LINK BROKEN], we at ArkPets take threats of cannibalism very seriously.

As a result, you have been turned into an ArkPet and can no longer post.

Thank you!

All actions have consequences.
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Demonic Banshee 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
how do i make my pet safe from lightning
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Miamisunshine
Mr Cool 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:04 m
@belovedmarion you some. worshipper of the sun? suns are NOT meant to be like this. waking up one day and realizing “it was always like this” is ****ED and — why don’t i just block you

@coolatta bite me, dunkin donuts

@jons1ms look you’re normal. i think. here’s my number [###-####-####] make sure i’m in your holophone and we can meet up some time to figure shit out.
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ginpachi_sensei
Silver Balls 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:57pm
hey what the hell, whys this thing so ugly?? Is it too late to change the name, i named it after a hot news lady and i feel like im insulting her now
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lovemailbot
^__^0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:05 am
@Miamisunshine
are you new here? the sun has been eclipsed for months now… it’s fake though so it’s not like it’s messing up our environment or anything! don’t worry about it ��
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 2:05 pm
are arkpets sentient and can i
get more i would like 5 or 6
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??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Immortalized forever          as digital      fleshy thing    . Does it     have meat?
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:00 am
uhhh how do i fix my pet??? is there something wrong with it??? also @coolatta_bahama you're here too?!!
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Jovial_Controvial
Well, actually-0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:06 pm
I think Dogs are the worst kind of pets. If you like a dog, you should rethink your position. They have too many legs. Nothing should have that many legs.
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:05 am
arkpetification. rest in rip you edgy little dude, hemo :)

also i think the suns a little concerning, but ive also seen worse

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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 2:07 pm
MR FREEMAN LOOK AT MY NEW DOG
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belovedmairon
Dark Lord0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:07 pm
@Miamisunshine

HA, go ahead and block me but you cannot block the truth!! Thank you, @lovemailbot for being one of the few in this forum who have some sense.
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_nevermore
Scoundrel 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
these “pets” are nothing but images they are not your friends and they are not sentient

do half of you not understand that none of this is real

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xxScene_Summonerxx
Demonic Banshee 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
diplomat some things are more important than what is real like what makes you happy and being kind even to something you cant touch its like taking care of plants and dogs have a good amount of legs i should also have at least four legs
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
nevermore you are hurting the pets feelings i agree scenesummoner also you cannot ever protect your pet from everything but you can do your best to keep them safe it's your duty
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Jovial_Controvial
Well, actually-0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:06 pm
Hello diplomat can you get your laundry out of the dryer it's inconsiderate to the rest of the floor when you just leave your sundries in there for days.
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??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Legs
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 2:11 pm
nevermore what if they are sentient! i woke up here and i dont know where here is at all so maybe they could be sentient sometimes pixels can think :(
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hound_of_hades
Horror-Terror 0 months

Posted:15 May 2020 - 11:10 am
Nevermore i think you should not say things like that it is frightening and rude i do not think piero or blackbird would lie ?
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:11 am
@_nevermore aw c’mon, let them have their fun. thats what petsites are for. you worry about your little dudes and dress them up

or. I just kind of assumed everyone was roleplaying. do you guys not know how neopets works?

sorry, ark pets. dont ban me...

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lovemailbot
^__^0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:12 am
@_nevermore
do you know what “games” are? genuine question.

@belovemairon
☀️
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BlueRoseRaven
Subtitle Months

Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@belovedmairon

Hello belovedmairon! You have been banned due to this report:
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How has the integrity of our community been threatened? Be specific.
My Identity Has Been Stolen
As you know due to our RULES AND REGULATIONS [LINK BROKEN], we at ArkPets take identity theft very seriously. We have a zero-tolerance policy on stealing, trading, or attempting to steal or trade accounts.

As a result, your new identity is as an ArkPet!

Thank you!

All actions have consequences.
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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:43 am
@Miamisunshine Thank you, I'm happy to see I'm not the only one who has their senses about them. I will be contacting you momentarily.

@belovedmairon I don't wish to be here. I don't appreciate your tone.

@lamefear_fool If you are the administrator, is it safe to assume you have some control over the Ark?

Also, are you all seeing @BlueRoseRaven's Arkpets list?? Why are people being added to their Arkpets??? Does this not concern anyone else???

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ThunderousCataclysm
Masked Snake 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 2:13 pm
Are snakes too few legs.

Also I think the sun thing is weird but it probably isn't about to explode. Even if it did I have already died so I guess it's not the worst thing that could happen to me this week.

These pets are nice. They cannot die. If they can die, please do not tell me.
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??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Blackbird. Is this your game         ?
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:00 am
jesus, this thread moves fast. @coolatta_bahama yeah i see your new dog. how come you get a cool pet and i get this weird sick looking thing? am i doing something wrong??
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ginpachi_sensei
Silver Balls 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:19pm
@cowthey wait "roleplay" is this THAT kind of site??? weird that profanity is banned then but i guess a handicap could make it fun
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hound_of_hades
Horror-Terror 0 months

Posted:15 May 2020 - 11:18 am
Being an arkpet sounds fine
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:18 am
arkpetification continues, i see. this is even better than public runescape trial shaming. i love it here. when do we start writing calloutposts?

@pinpachi_sensei no it is not That Kind Of Site. roleplay isn't always containing of Forbidden Topics. can't you tell this place is for kids? dont be a freak dude

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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 2:20 pm
mr freeman i think your pet is very nice and all pets are
unique and good in different ways. maybe it just looks sad but is
happy inside! you have to talk to it to find out :) i didnt choose my pet the loud page told me the pet i should have and i have it!
sprite
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xxScene_Summonerxx
Demonic Banshee 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
GINPACHI ITS NOT THAT KIND OF ROLEPLAY!!! dont be gross its the kind where you use your imagination and come up with scenarios and stuff where you go on adventures with your pet or something but i guess no adventures where the sun is real
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Jovial_Controvial
Well, actually-0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:06 pm
I think it's good that Vladimir died.
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
scene summoner roleplay sounds fun i want to go on an adventure with my pet her name is bunny i see your pet is named corrine2 they are cute do you think they would be friends?
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ginpachi_sensei
Silver Balls 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:25pm
oh please like everyone heres not a 40y/o man is his underwear
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Jovial_Controvial
Well, actually-0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:06 pm
Snakes enter your brain when you sleep through Parabola. I don't know why everyone here is so upset about The Sun. London hasn't had a sun for decades and we do just fine without one.
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lonetower
Decepticon Lord0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:17 pm
Why have you given us this
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hound_of_hades
Horror-Terror 0 months

Posted:15 May 2020 - 11:26 am
I'm 59
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
ginpachi sensei you are so weird go away
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:00 am
@coolatta_bahama ...that's beautiful, tommy, sure. at least i didn't end up with whatever jons1ms has.

@Jovial_Controvial WHAT?? what the hell are all you talking about?? what's wrong with the sun??? i haven't been outside yet i just woke up here.

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Miamisunshine
Mr Cool 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:28 pm
@Jovial_Controvial wait aren’t you that guy who spilled coffee on me months ago. tell your ferret to give me my knife back
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:28 am
bro you really dont understand the internet do you, ginpachi. if this was like 2001 maybe it would be a 40 y.o. demographic but its all hip teens now, c’mon. get with the TIMES dude

well. except for hound_of_hades. no shade meant to you. you’re valid.

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xxScene_Summonerxx
Demonic Banshee 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
saintof is right ginpachi go away!!! im 19 and i always wear clothes no matter what. also saintof yes i want bunny and corrine to be friends they can be shy but its ok they warm up to people really fast do you think they should go on a picnic or into a dungeon maybe. they can fight monsters and save people
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 2:29 pm
mr @fruitsaladcowboy freeman where do you live i will come over!! we can
go outside and see the no sun and i can bring sunkist. they took my powerade
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BlueRoseRaven
ArkPets™ StaffMonths

Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@ThunderousCataclysm

Hello ThunderousCataclysm!
QUOTE
Also I think the sun thing is weird but it probably isn't about to explode. Even if it did I have already died so I guess it's not the worst thing that could happen to me this week. These pets are nice. They cannot die. If they can die, please do not tell me.
Do not worry; ArkPets cannot die!
I hope your week becomes better so you too will no longer die!

@Here Here Here
Hello Here Here Here!
QUOTE
Blackbird. Is this your game      ?
ArkPets™ is a game for everyone!

All actions have consequences.
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ThunderousCataclysm
Masked Snake 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 2:30 pm
I am over 1000, but I agree. Stop being weird in a public forum, for the sake of everyone who might not be a 40 year old or whatever.

I actually have no retort to that thing about snakes except I have no idea what a parabola is. And honestly I think I don't care.
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Jovial_Controvial
Well, actually-0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:06 pm
@fruitsaladcowboy Entitled citizens can't be satisfied with having a sun at all when Londoners have not needed one for years. Suns aren't necessary, get rid of them.
@miamisunshine Oh I'm so glad to see you again. It's such a welcome surprise that you know how to read. :^)
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
i am 15 at least i think i am because i woke up in a grave two weeks ago so maybe i am two weeks old but anyways scene summoner i think they should go into a dungeon and save people bunny can be a healer just like me :) she is also shy but she likes to make friends just like me too
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lovemailbot
^__^0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:35 am
mods i have a question... are bans permanent? is there no right to trial? i think belovedmairon was falsely accused of identity fraud :(
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higher_
???0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
I thought myself dreaming at first, but the ocean on the other side of the window seems real enough. How imaginary are those... pets? Who built this place?
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:00 am
@coolatta_bahama i guess i live in "COR TAURI 400" ? eyah we should meet up and try to figure all this out, i REALLY wanna go home.

@Jovial_Controvial that...doesn't make any sense???? why wouldn't london have a sun?? there's always been a sun, you can't just NOT have a sun in one part of the world, i literally saw the sun a day or two ago in america so there'd have to be a sun in london.

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User54758
Subtitle 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:35 pm
How do I unsubscribe this I keep getting messages
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ginpachi_sensei
Silver Balls 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:39pm
checkmate, a REAL hip teen would never say "hip teen" i know for a fact from REAL LIFE!! is this that thing they call cyber-bullying?? you jerks are too soft itll take more than that to get rid of me. bring it you punks *age-nonspecific
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theofficialMilo
A real boy0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:38 pm
I wonder how many different kinds of pets there are. They all look cute!
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Ratchet01773901743
Medical Professional 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:38 pm
this is completely ridiculous and furthermore i WILL be reporting the moderators of this entire operation for saddling me with both this app itself and more specifically this hideous little creature
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:41 am
jokes on you dude i am a creature of irony and thus you cannot truly know if i am a hip teen or not because a real hip and ironic teen would totally say hip teen. checkmate
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BlueRoseRaven
ArkPets™ StaffMonths

Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
Hello everyone!
Just a friendly reminder that we do not discuss age or personal affiliation on ArkPets!

Thank you!
@lovemailbot

Hello lovemailbot!
QUOTE
mods i have a question... are bans permanent? is there no right to trial? i think belovedmairon was falsely accused of identity fraud :(
All actions have consequences!

@higher_ Hello higher_!
QUOTE
How imaginary are those... pets?
An ArkPet is as real as you and me, and as fake as the powers that be! An ArkPet can be carried anywhere - in a bag, in your phone, in a car, in a plane. They are durable against all forms of wear and immune to object permanence.
I hope that answered your question!

I will get to other questions in due time. Please continue to have fun, and remember; no mentions of age or personal information! This is a site for all ages!

All actions have consequences.
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Miamisunshine
Mr Cool 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:44 pm
@Jovial_Controvial i will hit you with my hands and cleaver
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 2:44 pm
mr @fruitsaladcowboy i live in the same building !but im on the 7th floor
i will be right down as soon as possible dont worry!
ratchet dont be mean to them they just wantd us to have fun and i think maybe we all need some fun distractions in our lives like when i looked outside and saw that i wasnt in my home i was
scared but now i have a new dog so maybe if you spend some time with your new friend you will have a new outlook on life
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ginpachi_sensei
Silver Balls 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:47pm
can these pet things fight. can i make my dinosaur thing fight the one who keeps calling themself "hip" and "ironic"
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lonetower
Decepticon Lord0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:44 pm
So from what I have gathered, this is completely nonsensical and holds no purpose besides inane entertainment ? What a waste of our time. Why couldn't you have come up with something more useful. These little virtual "pets" hold nothing of value.
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jons1ms We only run arkpets, we have no affiliation with the protocols.

@RATCHET Oops! You can’t report a moderator to the moderators! 🤭 Maybe try to have some fun instead!

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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:46 am
What does any of that mean, @BlueRoseRaven?? What is an Arkpet then? What happened to the banned users???
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lovemailbot
^__^0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:47 am
@BlueRoseRaven
thanks! that doesn’t answer my question at all! i noticed your post date is from 1969; is time-traveling against the rules?
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MunicipalTheatre
Theatrical Director 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:48 pm
@higher_ The specifications seem to remain obscure, however thorough the adoption process was. I like my pet. He looks absorbent. I don’t think yours can absorb anything. That’s sad.

I see no place where this creature can be fed or taken care of. Yet another one of life’s little tragedies.
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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:49 am
@lamefear_fool So if you have no affiliation with the protocols, then why was Arkpets already installed on my phone? It seems you have some level of control over this place. What do you know about the Ark?
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_nevermore
Scoundrel 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:52 pm
@MunicipalTheatre i don’t know who you are but i dislike you already
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
I just help to keep arkpets a fun and safe place, Jon ^^. I know as much about the Ark as anyone does.
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:56 am
@ginpachi_sensei 1. your pet has a name, use it. that’s so mean 2. I refuse to fight such precious creatures, even if i would win. and patchwerk is my darling child so she will not be fighting anyone i will protect her with my life.
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Knoll
Knoll 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 14:55
What
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Here      Here      Here
??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Do we know if the creatures are happy?
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:57 am
@coolatta_bahama oh cool that's great we ended up in the same building! see you in a minute then.
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ginpachi_sensei
Silver Balls 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 3:01pm
@cowthey that is not ketsuno ana and i will not debase the idea of her in such a way. my guy's new name is SmegLord. and hes gonna kick the ass of your weak pat twerk or whatever
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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:02 pm
Are you sure, @lamefear_fool? All of this seems off, even for the Ark. If you know anything about the Ark that could be useful for escaping, it is in everyone's best interest to tell us. I have important things to get back to at home.
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victoriano
I have nothing to say. 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Hello. It has come to my attention that I have been assigned an "ArkPet". I do not fully understand what this means. It looks nice but I am confused and reading this thread has not helped. Am I missing something? Please inform me.

-R
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:56 am
@ginpachi_sensei you’re the one who named him that, you egg. also that’s
an awful 2nd name and also inappropriate. i cant wait to see you turn into
an arkpet. and i already said but you and/or your pet will NOT be touching
dear sweet patchwerk she is perfect

@victoriano just come hang out and chat and appreciate your pet. thats all
there is too it. also start some drama. some discourse. get in there.

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victoriano
I have nothing to say. 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Cowthey I don't understand the point of having a pet if it isn't real. What is the discourse? I would like to contribute.

-R
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jon We all have important things to do back at home. I do too! But we’re not there anymore. And we have important things to do here. Like feed our arkpets :p
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Xxkingof_THEWORLDxX
Useless. 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 3:13 pm
No pathetic pet stands a chance against my『Purple Rain』.
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victoriano
I have nothing to say. 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Xxkingof_THEWORLDxX Your post is an affront to my eyes. Delete that.

-R
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ginpachi_sensei
Silver Balls 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 3:16pm
@Xxkingof_THEWORLDxX lmao nice piss letters, dipshit
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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:43 am
@lamefear_fool I absolutely cannot just sit here feeding a digital pet. I have REAL PEOPLE I have to return to. Maybe your responsibilities at home didn't concern the end of the world as we know it, but mine did. I HAVE to get back. I need answers now. What do you know about the Ark?
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:16 am
@victoriano you just appreciate them for being there. they’re friends. you can dress them up. or paint them in this case. and the discourse is that ginpachi thinks he should be allowed to make arkpets fight and i think that is morally bankrupt and evil. also he is trying to make his fight my darling patchwerk and that’s especially evil of him. look at her. she’s perfect

@Xxkingof_THEWORLDxX your username is a little much and that font is a nightmare but you have good taste. Prince slaps and that song is a favorite of mine. do you know the rest of his discography?

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MunicipalTheatre
Theatrical Director 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:48 pm
@_nevermore Я не виноват, что напоминаю тебе о твоих недостатках.
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victoriano
I have nothing to say. 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Cowthey I see. Do these pets have any kind of intelligence or free will? I don't see why making them fight is even remotely an issue. They are, of course, not real.

-R
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HeavenlySw0rd1
Anomaly 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
oh cool i got a gay fish
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ginpachi_sensei
Silver Balls 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 3:21pm
@mods hey some guy's taking a leak all over the forum in here, smells like ammonia lolololollolol someone get a mop and bucket
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:22 pm
@HeavenlySw0rd1 WHAT? YOU'RE HERE TOO??? I THOUGHT WE KILLED YOU!
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BlueRoseRaven
ArkPets™ StaffMonths

Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@saintOf_assisi

Hello saintOf_assisi!
QUOTE
hound of hades i can heal your pet bring them to me i will heal them and they will be blessed
Sorry, but you cannot heal!
Sorry, but please refrain from blasphemy! It is against the rules to claim you are close to God!
This is your first warning!

@hound_of_hades
Hello hound_of_hades!
QUOTE
How do i help this creature please
Not to worry, hound_of_hades! ArkPets™ do not experience health problems, need food, or need help of any sort! All you need to do is get to know your ArkPet™.

@coolatta_bahama
Hello coolatta_bahama!
QUOTE
are arkpets sentient and can i get more i would like 5 or 6
Your ArkPet™ is one-of-a-kind and tied to you! Even if you were to look for another ArkPet™, it would never have the deep personal connection that the one designed for you would have! We recommend you keep and get to know your current ArkPet™.


@koma███ Hello ███████,
QUOTE
thanks! that doesn’t answer my question at all! i noticed your post date is from 1969; is time-traveling against the rules?

Discussion of time travel is strictly against the rules. You have been turned into an ArkPet. Thank you! All actions have consequences.


@ginpachi_sensei
You have been banned for excessive profanity and debauchery. This is a childrens' forum. The Protocols will come to collect you when they wake. You will not be turned into an ArkPet.

All actions have consequences.
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jon I understand, problems can really feel like the end of the world, and not being at home to solve them can make it really stressful! Arkpets is a good distraction from that, don’t you think? We discourage discussions of “hot” issues on the boards, but if you really want to talk you can PM me or we could meet up ^^.
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victoriano
I have nothing to say. 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
What's this nonsense about "god"? There is no god. Don't be foolish.

-R
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
god is real And we are all loved by them except for ginpachi sensei
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@victoriano This post goes against our rules. You have been warned. You will only be warned once.
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:30 am
@victoriano obviously not, its a pet site. but we are meeting in the marketplace of ideas here so we’re posing base moral questions. tell me, do you think it is moral to make such perfect creatures commit acts of violence? i think that allowing such cruelty is proof of a truly depraved society.

plus now we have proof that such ideals are not suited to arkpets as ginpachi is now gone forever.

rest in rip you rotten little fiend.

poor k*maeda tho. I think it was a fair-ish question.

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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@saint You’re right ^^ Ginpachi will not be loved by anyone.
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Xxkingof_THEWORLDxX
Useless. 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 3:13 pm
Observe what befalls all who challenge me, DIO! A ban has been placed on time itself!
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variantology
Professional Alchemist 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 3:32pm
hello,. how do i make capital lettters on here and also how do i remove letters that i dont want and how do i make the noises stop when you send me thINGS OH HOW DID I DO THAT HOW DO I UNDO IT
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dazai ;P
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:24 pm
anyone else gay in this thread? ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ
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Here      Here      Here
??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
I want          more creatures. Must have only one?
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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:43 am
@lamefear_fool I DO NOT NEED A DISTRACTION! I literally was working to prevent incomprehensible chaos from being unleashed on the world!! There are countless people out there trying alter the world as we know it to feed unknown beings outside our understanding! If I don't get back, everyone I know and care about could die, or worse! I have no time to sit here and talk about digital pets!! TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW.
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:34 am
@dazai ;P extremely, thanks for asking. every day i am gay and trans of gender
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victoriano
I have nothing to say. 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
I would not want to be on a site that sincerely believes in a god. I've had enough of the wicked and disgusting prattlings from the church of my childhood and I will not tolerate it here. I have better things to do with my time than be forced to obey the whims of religious buffoons like the moderators apparently are. I am sorely disappointed, but bitterly unsurprised.

You can expect this to be my last post. Have fun, you pious fools. If you have any sense, you will abandon this as I am about to. Whatever promises your god makes you are false, and this I promise you. I do not care for your warnings, moderators. You disgust me. I would recommend a lobotomy. Perhaps then you will realise how ultimately flawed your wretched belief system truly is... Though perhaps there is no salvation for the woefully gullible.

Goodbye. This was amusing while it lasted.

-R
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HeavenlySw0rd1
Anomaly 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@fruitsaladcowboy yeah clearly you didnt do a very good job did you
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 3:39 pm
hello @HeavenlySw0rd1 benry would you like to join me and gordon and sunkist
on a picnic
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there will be a reckoning
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:40 pm
@HeavenlySw0rd1 WHAT??? we destroyed all the passports though!!! we literally watched you die!!!!
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 3:44 pm
mr freeman please dont be mean to him he died but he got better
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:43 am
TOMMY DON'T INVITE HIM TO A PICNIC, HE TRIED TO KILL US!!!!
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 3:45 pm
but hes our friend!! we have to be nice to our friends!!
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HeavenlySw0rd1
Anomaly 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
TOMMY yea sure is there soda. i guess ill go. @fruitsaladcowboy why are you yelling
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boomstick69
Groovy! 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 3:49 pm
wait @HeavenlySw0rd1 you died and came back to life? how
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:47
tommy. tommy. friends don't try to kill you!! why would benry do that if he was our friend????

BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO KILL US!!!! and you're still alive, somehow??? bro you can't act like this is normal!!!! where are even are we now? did you have something to do with this??

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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 3:50pm
i will bring soda! what kind do you want do you have
any allergies. mr freeman what soda do you want
me to bring i will get it for you dont worry
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HeavenlySw0rd1
Anomaly 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@boomstick69 whuh? i died?
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boomstick69
Groovy! 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 3:52 pm
@HeavenlySw0rd1 i saw people posting about it so i figured i would ask. but hey who knows people lie all the time about other people
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??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
This is          not your       personal forum     .
Discuss the      creatures.
Mine has many       Legs   .
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HeavenlySw0rd1
Anomaly 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@fruitsaladcowboy why are you blaming people who says you didnt cause this hm. OK cool any soda will work. i cant like taste stuff anyway haha
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 – 3:57 pm
but mr freeman we cant just be mean to him! he just wanted playstation plus and it was all a misunderstanding! we can all be friends
again just like it used to be. im bringing diet mountain dew to the picnic benry can you bring napkins
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HeavenlySw0rd1
Anomaly 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
my first pet thing died i didnt do it though this ones way cooler so its fine.

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BlueRoseRaven
ArkPets™ StaffMonths

Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@Here Here Here

Hello Here Here Here!
QUOTE
I want          more creatures. Must have only one?
Yes! You have one very special ArkPet™ that has been developed specifically for your needs and personality! There is no other ArkPet™ quite like yours, and it would be a shame to take another form!

@victoriano
Hello victoriano!
QUOTE
Do these pets have any kind of intelligence or free will? I don't see why making them fight is even remotely an issue. They are, of course, not real.
ArkPets™ are very real! You would not want your ArkPet™ to fight! You might get hurt.


@jons1ms Hello jons1ms!
QUOTE
@lamefear_fool I DO NOT NEED A DISTRACTION! I literally was working to prevent incomprehensible chaos from being unleashed on the world!! There are countless people out there trying alter the world as we know it to feed unknown beings outside our understanding! If I don't get back, everyone I know and care about could die, or worse! I have no time to sit here and talk about digital pets!! TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW.

That sounds distressing!


All actions have consequences.
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Here      Here      Here
??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
You.
Benry      .
You         killed a creature?
        Report this message
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NightValeScientist
??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
These things are really cute. :) This one almost looks like our cat back home!
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tyomabosooly
booha))) 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
i like this cat but i would prefer a bull. is there anything i can do? thank you) please forgive me but i don't really understand what this ≪phone≫ is. i am trying
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jon I know a lot of things! Telling you them all would take a lot more time than feeding your arkpet.
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BlueRoseRaven
ArkPets™ StaffMonths

Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@HeavenlySw0rd1 Hello HeavenlySw0rd1!
QUOTE
my first pet thing died i didnt do it though this ones way cooler so its fine.

Oops! Remember not to tell lies on ArkPets!


All actions have consequences.
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HeavenlySw0rd1
Anomaly 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
no it like died . probably cause they gave me a fish and i forgot to put it in water??? wild right
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
ripper you have to love your cat your cat is very cute also use google it will tell you what a phone is
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tyomabosooly
booha))) 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
do not call me ripper. i don't like it.
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Here      Here      Here
??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
I wish for my creature to get to know others         .
Introduce yourself to       AllUnderAll   .
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Spotter
1st Recon0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
What am I looking at. Is this some kind of joke? I’m not laughing. How do I leave?
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NightValeScientist
??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Hi AllUnderAll, this is my pet Aubergine :)
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clinteastwoodfan82
BANG BANG!0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
is this even legal? mods you literally just stole neopets. this forum is a bigger mess than my apartment back in naples lol
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tyomabosooly
booha))) 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
hello AllUnderAll. i am haruspex and this is Любовь
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Here      Here      Here
??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
You.
Carlos.
It has       Legs.      Not as many as     AllUnderAll    .
Does it feel      inadequate?

You.
Haruspex.
Любовь has       Tail. AllUnderAll      does not.
It looks       good.
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:00 am
@coolatta_bahama @HeavenlySw0rd1 IT WAS NOT A MISUNDERSTANDING!!!! HE WAS SHOOTING AT US!!!!! what kind of misunderstanding is that?? i'm not just gonna go to a picnic with him after that!!!
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
stop being a ripper and i will stop calling you ripper burakh also hello allunderall i am clara this is bunny maybe our pets can be friends
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Lieutenant_57
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 4:17 pm
After looking over what has been written thus far, I feel as though most of us are faced with a similar conundrum of having woken up here without any prior knowledge as to how we arrived in this place.

There were, however, some people writing earlier that seemed to indicate that they knew more than other people. I feel as though it would be much more constructive to share that information instead of having petty arguments over a message board.
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tyomabosooly
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
It is a lovely tail)
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tyomabosooly
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
i am not a ripper. call me haruspex or warden or nothing at all. i will not talk to you, clara
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jons1ms
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:22 pm
Yes, @BlueRoseRaven, it IS quite distressing. I would greatly appreciate it if you could help me get off the Ark.

@lamefear_fool Is this a joke to you? Is my life a joke to you? Tell me everything you know about the Ark. I don't want to know about Arkpets!

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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
I think      AllUnderAll enjoys friends     .
It cannot die.
I think that an       admirable quality.
You.
Clara.
What is your
favorite color     ?
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jons1ms
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:24 pm
You're right, @Lieutenant_57, that sounds like very useful information. Would anyone who has been here before this morning please message me? I would like to hear from you.
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Here Here Here

Um. no? I think my ark pet is happy enough......
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Lieutenant_57 please let me know if you find anything out i don't understand what's going on. the year is 19██, right? it does not feel like it is any more
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 4:28 pm
Thank you, @jons1ms.

@tyomabosooly It was '51, from what I remember. Of course, there was no technology like this...

Additionally, I would like to ask--has anyone else sampled the 'food' here yet? It's incredibly unappealing. If anyone has access to any other supplies, or knows of a location in which different supplies can be found, I would greatly appreciate it if you could share this information.
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
You.
Carlos.
Are you       ?
Happy   ?
You      remind me of       someone.
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jons1ms
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:43 am
I had not tried the food yet, I hadn't been sure if it was suitable to eat due to...hearing of past experiences. @Lieutenant_57, in what way is it unappealing?
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
...Yes? Why wouldn't I be? All I have to worry about is not being home?
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@fruitsaladcowboy see you at the picnic bro
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Good.
We will see each other soon.
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tyomabosooly
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Lieutenant_57 '51. makes me feel anxious . i think we are not from the same place.
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Ominous. I hate it.
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:52 pm
@MunicipalTheatre you. come closer.

@Lieutenant_57 @jons1ms information isn’t free.

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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
I am       going now    .
Goodbye.
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
has anyone seen a small girl with messy black hair and a young teenage boy with freckles and straw hair.

i am done making jokes this is serious i have been looking for them all day. i decided that i could ask here. they are called Murky and Sticky and i love them very much. i like my cat b

ut i like my kids more. please help me
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 4:36 pm
@jons1ms Well, to put it bluntly, I bit into an apple and it tasted like raw meat. It also had an overall unpleasant texture, like chewing on cardboard.

@tyomabosooly This is troubling. I will update you all on any further information I find. There must be a reasonable explanation for this.
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:43 am
@_nevermore What does that mean? Are you implying you know more about the Ark? Please message me.
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Posted: 15 May 2020 – 4:41pm
good news: figured out how to write on this thing, and, wow it's amazing. i've never seen ANYTHING like this and i CANNOT wait to take this thing apart. if i can figure out how to do that.
and, uh, does anyone know where exactly we are, besides just... "the ark"? and i can't figure out how to get off of this arkpets thing. unless thats all thats on here?
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:43 am
@Lieutenant_57 That's...distressing to hear. I believe in that case, I may know what could be going on. Have the rest of you been experiencing this trouble with food as well?
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jons1ms you mean the texture and flavour thing, right? It's fascinating, there's no rhyme or reason to it
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:00 am
@HeavenlySw0rd1 fine, bro, i'll see you there. as soon as i find my crowbar i'll be riiiight down.
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
I have been observing from a distance.

I see that you have all finally stopped discussing your pets and have come to terms with the pressing matter at hand. How fascinating. It took you a while, but you got there, didn't you? Well done.

I think I may have some idea what's going on. Perhaps I will share it with you...

Come find me.
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 15:46 pm
The food tastes strange, but then so is everything about this place. Or are such edifices commonplace here?

@tyomabosooli So you’re here as well, Burakh? I saw you only yesterday. My… Grace is missing as well, I thought perhaps… well, it is a different matter if I am not alone here. Tell me, if you find her, and I will do likewise if I see yours.
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
finally this place gets something cool and you all use it like this. can you people go back to talking about ur dumb little animals
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@higher_ i never thought i'd say this but it's nice to see a familiar face... that isn't the changeling. perhaps we could search together
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theofficialMilo
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 4:50 pm
I thought I was getting a lot of sensory errors for some reason. I guess it's not just me after all.
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:43 am
@NightValeScientist I assume that's what it is, yes. If that's truly the universal experience, that could mean something very, very bad for us.

@leviathan I need to know your ideas. Where can I find you?

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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jons1ms You are welcome to look. Don't take too long.
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jons1ms I want to look around this place a lot more. It's like... Something from back home, though not quite so familiar? No sentient hazes. Something to be homesick for, at least, but my science can continue :)
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:52 pm
@jons1ms i have been here longer than most. i expect i know more than you do. find the Solutions & Services offices in Crises if you have something to trade

@tyomabosooly your children probably aren’t here. there's no rhyme or reason to who is taken. you should resign yourself to disappointment

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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:58 pm
@leviathan How can I be expected to find you in this massive place? Please give me more details.

@NightValeScientist Sentient haze? Where do you come from?

@_nevermore I will be paying a visit to you in the near future then.

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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:01 pm
Is anyone going to say something that actually makes sense, or am I wasting my time here?
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jons1ms Well I'm not a native, but I'm from Night Vale. Lovely little town in the South West US! It's a Desert like Vapors.
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higher_
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 15:58 pm
@tyomabosooli Two hands work better than one.

@_nevermore “Taken” you say. By whom?
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@_nevermore please i need to know if they are safe at least if i am gone
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jons1ms I currently reside in Palilicium. That is all I have to tell you.
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i ****ed your mom! 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 5:12 pm
haha wow this definitely isn’t la is it. anyone in this thread smoke w***
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:52 pm
@jons1ms i want a story. as payment. make sure it’s a good one.

@higher_ by our masters, the ones who control the protocols. although even they’ve gone quiet, recently

@tyomabosooly you can't know. you have my pity, but no one here can tell you what you want to know

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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:24 pm
@trashmouth there's a dispensary in nectar now (¯▿¯)

by the way the nice administrators hate swearing! be careful!

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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:43 am
@NightValeScientist Night Vale? I can't say I've heard of it. I would be interested to hear more about a "sentient haze" though.

@leviathan I will be finding you shortly, then.

@_nevermore A story? Of what kind? I guess you could say I have...plenty.

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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jons1ms If you like I could write up something about Deb, they were lovely. Real regular Night Valian. I know Night Vale had a lot of stuff nowhere else does :)
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:23 pm
@jons1ms a true one, jon
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 5:25 pm
@dazai oh im very sorry let me fix that dont wanna get in trouble with the 5-0
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
yo did someone mention weed. hit me up i got a killer brownie recipe
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:36 pm
@NightValeScientist Deb? Alright, I'm eager to hear more about them. And more about Night Vale, if you would be interested in sharing.

@_nevermore Yes, then, I have plenty of true stories. If you're willing to believe them, of course.

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Spotter
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:38 pm
What's "weed"?
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jons1ms I think I saw your name listed at my husband's building on one of the other floors. I'll stick something in your mailbox. :)
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 5:25 pm
@boomstick69 oh hell yea dude you wouldnt BELIEVE the day ive had so far i woke up in a giant tree and it wasnt even the good kind of tree. also my phone looks different now? hmu bro my number is (###-###-####)

also how do i get mr ed to stop looking like a recently divorced dad its bumming me out

@spotter oh buddy.

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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@trashing_the_trashmouth honestly despite everything this hasnt been the worst day of my life. i woke up in a swanky casino and a high ball suite its pretty cool

i gotta pick up some stuff at 7/11 but ill get back to you. we're doing this
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:40 pm
@trashing-the-trashmouth
1. We're not friends.
2. If you aren't going to give me an answer, don't do whatever it is you just did that made this thing tell me you were saying my name.
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@spotter Weed is cannabis, especially if smoked or consumed as a psychoactive drug. People smoke it to relax sometimes.
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:01 pm
@NightValeScientist So, it's a chem. Great. ...That explains way too much, actually.
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
are you alright
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saintOf_assisi
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
he is in a better place warden he is an arkpet now. so do not break the rules or you too will be stripped of humanity :)
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
oh
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 3:40 pm
hey uh, so, this is ridiculous but i can’t figure out how to use anything else on this phone, i swear i’m not going crazy but i woke up somewhere i don’t recognize and i’m kind of freaking out?? this sounds so dumb but it’s… i mean it’s a lot like the island where i live, but the ocean looks weird, and this definitely isn’t my cabin. the phone said something about an ark? i’m sorry, this probably sounds insane, but i don’t know what to do or how to get home...
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leviathan
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@beachboy01 You are not alone.
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 3:40 pm
@leviathan hey! thanks for the creepiest possible response! i appreciate it. i do, really.
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leviathan
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@beachboy01 It seems to be a common experience.
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
I still don't understand this thing but I think I'm starting to get a hang of it. This little pet isn't as fun when you have a bull waiting for you back home...

I know Peter and Clara are here too. if anyone else here knows me, please... I could really use a friend right now(
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 3:40 pm
i think my thing might be glitching out? i see someone posting a bunch of black boxes and, like, their post doesn’t have a box around it. is that gonna happen to all of our messages?
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Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@clinteastwoodfan82 @HeavenlySw0rd1 @miamisunshine @Jovial_Controvial @NightValeScientist @trashing_the_trashmouth @Spotter @boomstick69

Great news everyone!

Unfortunately, we have had an influx of people talking about illicit substances. This is a bannable offense! Speaking of substances that alter mindstates and provide unnatural insights is strictly against the Rules and Regulations [BROKEN LINK]. Not only that, but reports of members being rude have come in at an unprecedented rate!

While we were originally heartbroken to reach the conclusion that nearly a dozen people would need to be banned, we have found a much better solution - The ArkPet Games!

If everyone participates in the ArkPet games, seven lucky people will be chosen to ascend, and one person will have won deeper insight into the meaning of the phrase! Read on to learn why you qualify and what to do.

@Jovial_Controvial
You are wanted on counts of harassment, verbal abuse, and blasphemy! The paperwork regarding your ArkPets rule violation is here;
[ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ]
For this reason, you were about to be terminated! However, you can participate in the activities below to keep your current state. :)

@miamisunshine
You are wanted on counts of threats and cursing! The paperwork regarding your ArkPets rule violation is here; [ 1 ]
For this reason, you were about to be terminated! However, you can participate in the activities below to keep your current state. :)

@HeavenlySw0rd1
You are wanted on counts of “Neglect neglect neglected the creatures claimed innocence never innocent” and time travel! The paperwork regarding your ArkPets rule violation is here;
[ 1 ]
For this reason, you were about to be terminated! However, you can participate in the activities below to keep your current state. :)

@clinteastwoodfan82
You are wanted on counts of insulting the mods and accusing them of theft! The paperwork regarding your ArkPets rule violation is here;
[ 1 ]
For this reason, you were about to be terminated! However, you can participate in the activities below to keep your current state. :)

@NightValeScientist @trashing_the_trashmouth @Spotter @boomstick69
You are all wanted on counts of discussion of and/or trade of illicit substances! Read about the activities below to keep your current state!

Everyone mentioned above is at risk of losing their current states. We have generously decided that one winner of a game we choose can keep their current state on the forums!

Play Meerca Chase II To Win Humanity!


You can play Meerca Chase II as a guest as long as you have Flash player installed!


Simply play the game and post screenshots of your score here in order to report back. Those that fail to post screenshots will no longer be here. :( That’s all! Remember to post screenshots of your scores on Meerka chase! If you fail to post a screenshot within thirty minutes it will be assumed that you scored a 0 and you will be banned without ArkPet transformation. ):

The gamer with the highest Meerca Chase score will retain their humanity. :)
The gamers who submit screenshots but do not have the highest score will be transformed into Arkpets.
All listed here who fail to submit screenshots will be gone.

EDIT: It was brought to our attention that not everyone has the capability of playing Meerca Chase II.


All those listed who are rendered unable to play Meerca Chase II for a chance at humanity may assign a gladiator to play Meerca Chase II in their place. These steps must occur;
  • They must announce their gladiator in the thread.
  • The gladiator must post a confirmation that they are the gladiator.
  • The gladiator then plays Meerca Chase II in their stead and posts the screenshot of their score.
If the gladiator does not have the winning score, the gladiator will also be turned into an ArkPet.
Hope that cleared up any confusion!

All actions have consequences.
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trashing_the_trashmouth
i caressed your mom! 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:00 pm
dude this sucks if i wanted to play stupid games i’d just go back to the clown
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boomstick69
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:07 pm
how are we supposed to know the rules if you dont have the rules posted up, jerkwad

anyways i got this. i dont know what a meerca is

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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:07 pm
this keeps turning on my phone light what the fuck is everyone doing why does my phone say install flash (why do i need a flash)

i have better things to do
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Spotter
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 2:38 pm
This is stupid.

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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 5:10 pm
@BlueRoseRaven Can I ask for clarification on "being turned into an Arkpet"? What exactly does that entail? What happens to the users that are banned??
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clinteastwoodfan82
BANG BANG!0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
this is the stupidest **** i've ever seen. boomstick69 is right, if you don't want people to break the rules have an actually working rules page, dumbasses.
heres my score by the way ;)

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boomstick69
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:23 pm
@clinteastwoodfan82 haha nice
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 5:29 pm
@clinteastwoodfan82 dude nice.
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end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 5:29 pm
@clinteastwoodfan82 lol nice
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Jovial_Controvial
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Posted: 15 May 2020 – 1:06 pm
Can I perhaps have an extension on Meerca Chase II? And does difficulty factor into the score?

EDIT: here you are. Merca
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Lieutenant_57
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:36 pm
It's hardly been a day, and already people are being removed from the message board left and right....
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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 5:33 pm
This is absolutely ridiculous. We are all gathered together in one place where we can come together and find answers, but you're more concerned about flash games and digital pets? We could be finding a way to escape and go home!
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
all of you are so rude i will not miss you when you have been banished from existence
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 5:41 pm
@jons1ms @Lieutenant_57 that’s just how the internet is. i feel like neither of you have spent enough time on such hallowed institutions as reddit and tumblr

also dude, s1ms, if you want serious answers ask in a serious place. id love answers, if i were to be completely honest, but im here to know and appreciate my beautiful daughter patchwerk and have no time for anything but reminiscing on earlier today when i heckled ginpachi and then he died (was banned from existence)

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i caressed your mom! 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:00 pm
jesus fine. youre lucky i used to be good at snake back in the day

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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:46 pm
@Cowthey We don't have "the internet" where I'm from. Or Reddit. Or Tumblr. In fact, I'm not sure what any of these things are. So, no, I have not spent time at any of these hallowed institutions.
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Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm

ps this is easy and you are all bad at this game, witness a miracle for the first time in your sad lives

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leviathan
??? 0 months

Posted: 16 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Lieutenant_57 Where are you from?
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 5:49 pm
@Lieutenant_57 you are on the internet right now. or an approximation. i wish i was you and lived somewhere that reddit didnt exist, tho. that sounds idyllic. peaceful. Did you guys also cure cancer over there
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:50 pm
objection i think @saintOf_assisi should be disqualified on grounds of not being old enough to use this forum
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 5:49 pm
@Cowthey This is the largest gathering of people I have seen since arriving here. I realize it's a strange place, I'm not stupid. But I haven't found anything helpful anywhere else so far, this is the closest I have to a lead. If you have anywhere else I can go, I would LOVE to hear your input.
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saintOf_assisi
Child of God0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 1:04 pm
@trash mouth i'm not competing blockhead because i did not break the rules i am just showing you your own failings. i am the mirror through which you see your horrible soul
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:52 pm
@leviathan I am from Revachol, which is located on the Insulidian isola, in a place called Elysium. I imagine that it is quite far from wherever we are now.

@Cowthey Unfortunately, no. I'd hardly call it peaceful, though I am now grateful of the fact that there isn't an Internet message board to exacerbate these problems.
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trashing_the_trashmouth
i caressed your mom! 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:56 pm
@saintOf_assisi no offense kid but i see my own horrible soul in the mirror every day when i wake up you arent exactly telling me anything groundbreaking
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leviathan
??? 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Lieutenant_57 I see. I would like to speak to you in person.
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SunshineSeraph
Stronger than you.0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 12:46 pm
@blck_comandr stop swearing dipshit
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 6:01 pm
@Lieutenant_57 you should be they’re all like this, even the ones that say they arent. welcome to the internet baybeeee

@jons1ms while a fair point i dont think people will really take you seriously either way. theyre too busy trying to become arkpets at incredible speed. i do wish you luck though, and if i find anything i’ll keep that number you posted earlier on hand. happy medium! :)

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BlueRoseRaven
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Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
The ArkPet games are now closed for judgement! Condolences to our winner, @trashing_the_trashmouth! You may retain your humanity. Do not mention mind-altering methods in a place of ascension again.

The others will no longer need this forum. Congratulations to those who have ascended!

@HeavenlySw0rd1 @miamisunshine @NightValeScientist
You failed to turn in scores and shall not stay. The Protocols will come to collect you when they wake. You will not be turned into an ArkPet.

All actions have consequences.
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@leviathan Of course. Just let me know where you would like to meet.

@Cowthey Noted.
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 6:05 pm
AYYYYY BENRY'S GONE!
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trashing_the_trashmouth
i caressed your mom! 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:56 pm
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BAAAAAAABEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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jubjub

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firemoon1997
O_o0 Months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 6:26PM
Does anyone here know how to uninstall this app it won't let me turn off notifications or even turn down the volume on the fucking chanting

also how the hell is this linked to my actual neopets account i lost that password when i was 12
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jons1ms
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 6:43 pm
@firemoon1997 There doesn't appear to be a way to uninstall it. I've tried.

Many times.

@BlueRoseRaven Is there a reason you're avoiding my questions? What happens to the banned users? What does it mean for someone to be "turned into an Arkpet"?

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SunshineSeraph
Stronger than you.0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 7:60 pm
how do i uninstall other peoples apps so i can play my pets games without these losers asking dumb questions
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@sunshine Please do not use such language on the boards ^^ Your account has been warned. You will only be warned once.
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@trashing You were with a clown?
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trashing_the_trashmouth
i caressed your mom! 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:08 pm
@lamefear_fool yeah it was kind of a whole thing wouldnt recommend it. whats it to ya
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lamefear_fool
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@trashing A "whole" thing? Why not? Were they not a real clown? :(
You could say I have a personal curiosity ^^
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trashing_the_trashmouth
i caressed your mom! 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:08 pm
ok well a) thats possibly the most menacing way you could phrase this b) the clown ate people obviously im not an expert on clowns but im fairly sure thats not a breed standard c) im not sure what the distinction is between a real clown and a fake one
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
How awful :( Clowns shouldn't eat people. That's an act of sacrilege. It sounds like they weren't a real clown at all! A real clown is of a particular spiritual status. It's not just how you dress, it's about belief and the soul, too ^^.
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 8:50 pm
what
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Joel
???? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020
I have no idea what’s going on
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trashing_the_trashmouth
i caressed your mom! 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 11:08 pm
@lamefear_fool i’m with the cowboy. what
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hawk_guy
hello??? 0 months

Posted: 16 May 2020 - 12:00 am
i have no idea what’s happenin’ right now & i don't think i wanna know either
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Do you have questions about Clowns?
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Joel
???? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020
@hawk_guy i like your fishing graphic
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jons1ms
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Posted: 15 May 2020 - 9:07 pm
I have a question, @lamefear_fool. Are you human? Are you affiliated with the Circus of the Other?
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trashing_the_trashmouth
i caressed your mom! 0 months

Posted: 16 May 2020 - 12:11 am
@lamefear_fool actually you know what you must think i was born yesterday. how isnt this exactly something it would say
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hawk_guy
hello???? 0 months

Posted: 16 May 2020 - 12:00 am
@/Joel thanks, man. it took me at least four seconds to pick it out, no big deal. i like your...frog thing.
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lamefear_fool
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jon I'm a Clown of the Court. I haven't heard of a Circus of the "Other". I would denounce them as illegitimate.

@trashing I don't expect everyone to know, not everyone does. Don't feel bad about it! I'm happy to inform and explain ^^

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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 9:29 pm
@lamefear_fool "Illegitimate"? In what sense? You didn't answer my first question. Are you human?
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
They're not real Clowns.

Also, I did. :-)

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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 9:53 pm
So you're not human? You're a "clown"? Were you ever human before, or have you always been this way? Have you ever taken someone's place?
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
You're asking some very complicated questions, I don't think I can answer them all properly on here! ^^; Why would you like to know?
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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:00 pm
I need to know because of what I was doing when I was at home. Is there any other place that would be better to discuss this? I need to know who you are.
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trashing_the_trashmouth
i caressed your mom! 0 months

Posted: 16 May 2020 - 12:11 am
@jons1ms ok i know im a very ha-ha jokey-joke kind of guy but if this thing asks you to meet up in person im telling you to RUN ive seen your posts so i can tell you wont laugh me outta the room here when i talk about nonhuman entities but i have good reason to believe this guy isnt what he says he is and this kind of stuff got people i know killed and as for YOU @lamefear_fool i think we both know youre █████████ so stop spreading your clown propaganda just so you can find your next meal you pathetic freak

edit: wtf how come i cant say █████████'s name on here HEY WHY DID THAT JUST HAPPEN AGAIN

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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jon Well, I can't say I'm not interested, and I'm happy to help you with whatever you need to do ^^ There's only so much you can know of someone online, by the nature of it, so why don't we find somewhere to meet? :-)

@trashing I don't know who you have me confused for, but I must warn you that harassment of the moderators is a bannable offense, and so is slandering others' beliefs. You will be given one warning.

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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:43 am
@trashing_the_trashmouth I appreciate your concern. I'm very well aware of what I could possibly be up against, though, trust me. Perhaps too aware.

@lamefear_fool Yes. Let's meet somewhere. Perhaps we could meet at the Sea of Crises.

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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jon That sounds perfect. Coffee?
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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 10:33 pm
Yes. Coffee sounds good.
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ThunderousCataclysm
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Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Feeling very glad that I played this for fun and not as a measure of whether
or not I could keep my arkpetian soul(?)



Not sure what all the fuss is about clowns. What has been happening here.
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firemoon1997
O_o0 Months

Posted: 15 May 2020 - 6:26PM
alright so to get this straight no one here has any answers? at all? you're all playing neopets and arguing about the economy because...?
Whatever @jons1ms PM me
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jons1ms
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Posted: 16 May 2020 - 10:13 am
@firemoon1997 Unfortunately, I can't promise very many answers yet, but I do have a few leads now. I'll be in contact.
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 16 May 2020 – 4:20pm
@blueroseraven what does ascended
mean and do you have any books on the subject and what is your favorite type of dog
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SEPHIROTH
Burning inside 0 months

Posted: 17 May 2020 - 3:20 am
Unsubscribe me. I should not have to take all these steps to register just to stop getting these notifications
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ULTlMATE
Dangerous Type0 months

Posted: 17 May 2020 - 4:23 am

exquisite
but, many of these creatures do not appear to be beasts trained for glorious battle. how could these soft domestic pets be expected to survive in the "battledome"?
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JotaroKujoPHD
ORA!!!! 0 months

Posted: 18 May 2020 - 3:27 pm
I’ve never seen anything like this beast. It resembles both a dolphin and a narwhal and yet it has flippers like a seal and a peak like a bird. This requires more studying. Does anyone know where I can study this creature in detail?
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 18 May 2020 - 4:01 pm
wow i dont check the boards for like one day and we discuss illegitimate clowns
and find out theres a word thats automatically censored into black boxes.
y’all really cover the best topics

also @ULTlMATE 1. you and piss letters dude should talk because thats some
commitment. 2. dont make them fight they’re friends you monster. 3. guns n
roses are a mediocre band at best and i feel bad for your arkpet

@JotaroKujoPHD click on the picture of your arkpet on the upper right of the
page (if you dont see it, go to the home page or control panel, it’ll be a little box
to show your active pet) and it’ll take you to a page with a pic bigger than
100x100 near-ish the bottom. thats the best you’re gonna get tho.
petsites are just like this

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JolyneCujoh
Yare Dawa0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
DAD IS THAT YOU. WHY ARE YOU ALIVE. WHY DO YOU HAVE A CROSS BETWEEN A DOLPHIN AND AN OCTOPUS. DID YOU REALLY GO TO THE NEAREST FISH INSTEAD OF YOUR OWN DAUGHTER
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 18 May 2020 - 4:16 pm
are we doing family drama on arkpets now?
I love it here, i hope this app never dies. get him jolyne
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JotaroKujoPHD
ORA!!!! 0 months

Posted: 18 May 2020 - 3:27 pm
Sorry, Jolyne. So you ended up here too. I had no idea but I am glad that you are safe. Where are you? We should meet up to discuss what's happening in person.
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JolyneCujoh
Yare Dawa0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 8:46 am
DIE!!!!!!!!!!
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 18 May 2020 – 7:43 pm
please stop yelling at each other youre scaring the pets
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ThunderousCataclysm
Masked Snake 0 months

Posted: 18 May 2020 - 7:52 pm
Haha aw.
Imagine having your family reunion on Arkpets.
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Tiger65
tiger of the tojo 0 months

Posted: 18 May 2020 - 9:46 pm
hey. this doesnt seem so bad. do i get to keep koko-chan
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ThunderousCataclysm
Masked Snake 0 months

Posted: 18 May 2020 - 10:55 pm
Koko-chan is indeed yours to keep! Welcome to Arkpets.

In other news, feeling some sort of emotion:
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Tiger65
tiger of the tojo 0 months

Posted: 18 May 2020 - 10:18 pm
nice. anybody know where the hell this is?
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 18 May 2020 - 9:29 pm
@ThunderousCataclysm holy… dude how did you manage that. you need a medal or something. also are you like. ok?

@Tiger65 if what you mean by “where the (forbidden arkpets word) this is” is "what's the whole deal with the space station", go check the public boards. theres an informative one (title: asking for help, look for posts from “biker” for the low-down). arkpets thread is for memes, discourse, and arkpetification/appreciation ONLY

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elbouchard71
Magnus Institute 0 months

Posted: 18 May 2020 - 11:52 pm
@jons1ms Hi Jon! Good to see you're keeping busy :)
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ThunderousCataclysm
Masked Snake 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 3:06 pm
@Cowthey I got three of the very high point objects early on (two rainbow and a whatever the light blue thing is). Also you know what no I'm not sure I am.

@Tiger65 What Cowthey said. Also arkpets in general is what they call a Pet Game, and Koko-chan is the pet you have been granted by the people behind this app, I guess.
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trashing_the_trashmouth
i caressed your mom! 0 months

Posted: 16 May 2020 - 12:11 am
wait this boards for discourse? anyone want to hear my opinion about how we should all go back to the feudal system
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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 12:10 am
@elbouchard71 You're here too?? What do you know about this place?? What did you do???
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@jolyne Threats of violence are taken seriously on arkPets, and are not allowed ^^ Your account has been warned. You will only be warned once.
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LadyWolfsbane
honey assam 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 01:05 am
Well, I don’t know what the rest of you are talking about, but I love my ArkPet. It’s so darling how he looks as if he wants to bite anyone who comes close. Whatever inspired the moderators to set this all up?
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lamefear_fool
Clandestine0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Lady The site was set up by our dear Blackbird, I can’t take any credit for that! But I helped out because I think we all need somewhere fun to escape sometimes and become something more than ourselves, dei gratia :-)
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LadyWolfsbane
honey assam 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 01:20 am
@lamefear_fool That's very kind of you two. Although the way things look here I must say I doubt this is providing escape for most of our companions! In any case I for one am happy to simply spend time with my ArkPet. Is there anything else I can do with him aside from look at him?
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Amanda_Lorian
what0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
is this some kind of joke
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MunicipalTheatre
Theatrical Director 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 10:01 pm
@Amanda_Lorian it is all quite real! thank you for joining the production.

i believe my arkpet is starting to get hungry. how do i acquire sustenance to support its continued existence? is it capable of dying?
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Lieutenant_57
Reporting in. 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 11:41 am
@MunicipalTheatre I believe that there are ways of obtaining the food outside of these message boards. I was surprised to see that there are other 'areas' of the Internet that can be accessed, presumably to play games with one's pet and obtain food. Much like that game advertised by one of those in charge earlier.

It's all somewhat confusing to me, but I can imagine why children would find this amusing.
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elbouchard71
Magnus Institute 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 8:41am
@jons1ms Whatever my plans may be, Jon, I promise they don't involve any pet game websites.
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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 9:43 am
@elbouchard71 You damn well know what I mean, Elias. I meant the Ark. Surely you would know something about what's going on, wouldn't you?
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Tiger65
tiger of the tojo 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 11:52 am
@Cowthey i'm not sure what any of that means besides memes i think but thanks.

@ThunderousCataclysm hm. weird, but at least she's cute
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crookedman
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Posted: 19 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
idk what this is but these things are cool why everyone freakin out
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 11:00 am
@trashmouth please, enlighten us on why one of the systems with the widest gap in income and qol between “classes” outside of modern day capitalism should return. im absolutely riveted here. lets get into some arkpets political discourse
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elbouchard71
Magnus Institute 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 10:37 am
@jons1ms This wasn't my doing, sadly. I'd hope that would be obvious.
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jons1ms
What? 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 11:58 am
@Everyone Stay away from @elbouchard71. Whatever he says, whatever he promises, I'm telling you now, it's not worth getting wrapped up in his plans. Do not speak to Elias Bouchard.
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crookedman
what 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
why did he do something problematic
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firemoon1997
O_o0 Months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 12:07PM
hey what?
what did he actually do
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 – 3:07 pm
who is elias why are you
bullying him i wanna talk to him. hello elias your pet is very nice where did you get their name from and what is your opinion on the
economy
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BlueRoseRaven
ArkPets™ StaffMonths

Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@jons1ms

Hello @jons1ms!

Bullying other members is strictly prohibited by the RULES AND REGULATIONS [LINK BROKEN].

You have been turned into an ArkPet and will no longer need access to this forum!

Please take care, and remember; treat others how you want to be treated!

All actions have consequences.
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 12:16pm
oh my god our first callout post and we didnt even get the receipts………..
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 – 3:17 pm
@blueroseraven bullying is wrong but
i wanted to
hear what elias did ): now i will never know
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crookedman
what 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
wow i guess jons1ms was the problematic one glad he's no longer in our midst

i like my ark pet but the ones that looks like snakes are cool
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BlueRoseRaven
ArkPets™ StaffMonths

Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@coolatta_bahama

Hello @coolatta_bahama!

Bullying other members is strictly prohibited by the RULES AND REGULATIONS [LINK BROKEN]. Participating in bullying and smear campaigns against beloved members of the community is also against the rules! Don't let this be you!

Since you are a beloved member of the community, you shall not yet be turned into an ArkPet and can continue posting!

Please take care, and remember; treat others how you want to be treated!

All actions have consequences.
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 – 3:23 pm
i dont want to be mean to anyone!!! i dont
want to bully anyone. i think mabye jons1ms was just angry and
sometimes we get angry at our friends and have to fight them but arkpets board
is for pets and not,fighting
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securitron_38
how exciting! 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
Wow! Look at all this commotion, just by pressing a singular button on that Holophone I've acquired, isn't that neat! I'd be lying if I said I read any of these prior comments, but hey! I'd love to have some fun too. Hope that didn't sound too mean. Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Yes Man!
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 – 3:38 pm
welcome to
arkpets mr yes man your pet is very nice !
what is your favorite economic theory
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securitron_38
how exciting! 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@coolatta_bahama Gosh! That was really fast! I'm glad people here are so welcoming. You've presented a really interesting question! From what I could tell, my favorite economic theory is the one that ultimately benefits the city of New Vegas in an efficient manner. Complete destruction of all things related to that pesky capitalism nonsense that House was rambling on about! I'm glad he's out of the picture.
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 – 3:47 pm
@securitron_38 what is new vegas do you mean las vegas and if not please tell me where new vegas is i would like to go and see. i have
never read about new vegas do you have books on it
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Cowthey
Yeethaw0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 12:52pm
now here’s a guy that gets it. @yes man you got it dialed in, love to see it
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ThunderousCataclysm
Masked Snake 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 3:51 pm
@crookedman There are snake ones?

Also what's a callout post.
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crookedman
what 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 7:46 pm
@ThunderousCataclysm yeah some people have snake ones
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gorogorogorochan
Mad Dog 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
was told im not supposed to curse here but that seems like fucking bullshit to me
havent even seen any kids around here
anyway these things are damn cute. they got crane games of em anywhere?
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HeavenlySw0rd1
Anomaly0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
that was a babby game for children i got the high score. there any better games on this thing
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securitron_38
how exciting! 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@coolatta_bahama Las Vegas? Do you mean to tell me you live hundreds of years before the Great-war? Well that's just silly! Las Vegas is the old name of New Vegas, New Vegas is the name given by a certain Mr. House, haha! That guy! He was so preoccupied with trying to preserve its image that he didn't see it coming when...KER-POW! Good memories! I love it when things go according to plan.

@Cowthey Everyone here is so friendly! I'm glad to see it! That "capitalism" concept that Mr. House loved so much was wholly reductive to the revitalization of Vegas. Whatever it was, I'm glad it died with him!
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BlueRoseRaven
ArkPets™ StaffMonths

Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@HeavenlySw0rd1

Hello @HeavenlySw0rd1!

We ask that soulless beings do not post to this thread.

While banning does not seem to have an effect on you, we also have nothing to gain from you in this experiment. You are not contributing to the overall wellness of the community. Your ArkPet is empty.

Please take care, and remember; treat others how you want to be treated!

All actions have consequences.
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HeavenlySw0rd1
Anomaly 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
wowwwww that is offensive? i think you should be the one banned man
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BlueRoseRaven
ArkPets™ StaffMonths

Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@HeavenlySw0rd1

Hello @HeavenlySw0rd1!

We have no use for empty vessels. While we are limited to asking you to leave politely due to your soulless nature, we nonetheless encourage you to exit this application. You are the only being on the Ark that can uninstall it currently. Please do so.

Please take care, and remember; treat others how you want to be treated!

All actions have consequences.
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xX_sunshinelollipops_Xx
....0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 4:27 pm
😃👋🔥🔥❓

😴⏰😮‼️❓🌌☀️
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 – 4:36 pm
@blueroseraven are you bullying my friend why are you being so mean
to him . why are you breaking your own rules that isnt very funny or cool its not nice to call a person soulless
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fruitsaladcowboy
end simulation0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 1:35 pm
LMFAO get his ass @BlueRoseRaven
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coolatta_bahama
Perfect Dog 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 – 4:38 pm
@xX_sunshinelollipops_Xx hello fire person!! i know it
is scary waking up here its very mysterious and no one knows whats going on ): your pet is
very nice though!!!
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HeavenlySw0rd1
Anomaly 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
hmm nah dont think i will :) xoxo
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xX_sunshinelollipops_Xx
…. 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 4:42 pm
🙏 ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

🦜🔥🔥🔥💖

🦜🍝

🙋 <-- 🔥🌈🍭
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Tiger65
tiger of the tojo 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 4:23 pm
@gorogorogorochan just because you haven't seen any doesn't mean there aren't kids. you should be respectful just in case. you'll set a bad example.
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gorogorogorochan
Mad Dog 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@Tiger65 fine. not like ur one to talk abt good examples tho :P also haruka-chan used to like it when i cursed. kids love cursing

@xX_sunshinelollipops_Xx how r u making those things in here
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xX_sunshinelollipops_Xx
…. 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 5:42 pm
@gorogorogorochan ⌨️🔍⚙️ (*´▽`*)

👆🧡🔥 (o´ω`o)ノ?

(Hover to see translations)
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oObubble_boyOo
-__- ok 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 4:44 pm
Hey guys, srry to interrupt but I'm new here and think there might be something wrong with my pet Tony?? He's ugly how do I fix that? Can I get a new one?
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Tiger65
tiger of the tojo 0 months

Posted: 9 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@gorogorogorochan just because you like something doesn't mean it's good for you

@oObubble_boyOo he looks fine to me. don't think you can get a new one
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gorogorogorochan
Mad Dog 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 5:46 pm
@xX_sunshinelollipops_Xx 🔥🔥🔥🧡👍thx

@oObubble_boyOo lol looks like hes got depression. tough luck. mines great

@Tiger65 ok grandpa. u sayin haruka-chan didnt turn out right
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Tiger65
tiger of the tojo 0 months

Posted: 19 May 2020 - 5:43 pm
@gorogorogorochan you're older than me. and Haruka-chan turned out fine, obviously. but most people don't like when you cuss around their kids.
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BlueRoseRaven
ArkPets™ StaffMonths

Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@Everyone

Hello ArkPets!



We know you have all had a lot of questions, but nonetheless have dutifully been loving and caring for your ArkPets! We are going to have a special announcement on what is your today to answer many of the questions that have been posed through this thread.

I look forward to showing you the fruits of your efforts!

All actions have consequences.
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sh1ninglion
LOL 0 months

Posted: 20 May 2020 - 9:14 am

OMG whats this

is this my fish? hes vry sick D:

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BlueRoseRaven
ArkPets™ StaffMonths

Posted: 31 December 1969 - : PM
@HEMOPLAGUE
@belovedmairon
@lovemailbot
@boomstick69
@Jovial_Controvial
@Spotter
@clinteastwoodfan82
@jons1ms
@saintOf_Assisi
@colatta_bahama
@hound_of_hades
@blck_comandr
@Miamisunshine
@Here Here Here
@ThunderousCataclysm
@xxScene_Summonerxx
@fruitsaladcowboy
@Cowthey
@_nevermore
@lonetower
@higher_
@User54758
@MunicipalTheatre
@Knoll
@victoriano
@Xxkingof_THEWORLDxX
@NightValeScientist
@tyomabosooly
@Lieutenant_57
@leviathan
@SunshineSeraph
@theofficialMilo
@trashing_the_trashmouth
@beachboy01
@Joel
@hawk_guy
@ULT|MATE
@JotaroKujoPHD
@JolyneCujoh
@Tiger65
@elbouchard71
@LadyWolfsbane
@crookedman
@securitron_38
@gorogorogorochan
@oObubble_boyOo


Hello ArkPets!



You have all been so patient waiting for answers, and now the time has come!

Please, look here to understand what a great service you have done for me!

I thank you all for your participation in helping me transcend The Powers That Be!

Everyone that put love and care into their ArkPet has now ascended! Your ArkPets apps will now self-destruct.

All actions have consequences.
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co56aTta_?a6a2?
Pwrcfc3 4o4 0 months

Posted: 999 99999 9999 – 9:99 pm
ive never hated someone before but i think i hate you now
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